How To Get A Woman's Maximum Respect Without Shouting

1. Always leave money in your pocket
for her to take not steal oh. The higher the
denomination the higher the respect. If you leave
N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of
highest respect, leave hard currency. This is
necessary. When she wakes up in the morning,
you 'll see how happy she's because she has
succeeded
2. Never ever argue with her on the price of
anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k,
don't argue. Just give her the money. No need
calling papa John to ask how much is it. It
brings about see finish. If she tells you no milk
give her the money, don't go checking the closet
to ensure it's actually finished.
3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she
looks like monkey licking lime, tell her you're the
most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise
her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.
4. Give her money even if she's working. Women
loves men's money. I don't know why, give her without her asking you. It
increases respect. Give her money to perm her
hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100
recharge card.
5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if
it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return
home without anything for madam. Am so used
to it that hubs bought me worm medicine once.
6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg.
Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any
reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh
holding your head and belle.
7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all
about you. Don't come home and say "mama
John go wait me for room" or you come home
smiling and tell her "conji dey do me" without
asking how is she.
8. Go out with her whether you 've car or not. I
know a lady the only time she entered her hubs
car was when their 13 year old son suddenly
collapsed and died in the house. It's not good,
brother.
9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours
. Wives dont steal but take
. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.
10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if
the egusi is just water and leaves in one side
while melon on the other side, lick your hands.
Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for
marry caterer.
11. When you come home in the evening always
have your bath especially before the other room
biz. This is very important if you are a truck
pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to
lick your sweat.
12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle.
Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy
shoes into the house or you use your shoe to
climb the bed. It brings about see finish.
13. When she travels for only one week with the
children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and
spoons in the house and pile them up for her to
come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and
wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes
for her to come wash. She's not a washing
machine.
14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to
come open the gate for you. She's not your
aboki. If you know you are a bat get an aboki to
be opening gate for you.
15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish.
Take her to the beach even if it's effurun river